Plastic surgery dates back to 600 BC.
Crows like the taste of windshield wipers.
Brazilians are the most likely nationality to read spam.
Bill Clinton only sent two e-mails during his presidency.
Herrings break wind to communicate and keep the school together.

And 94 other things we didn’t know before 2004.

Today is like the happy start of a new school year. Pencils sharpened, meeting agendas written up, project schedules perfectly tracked, calendar marked up and color-coded by game, to-do list empty. Slate blank.

I should resolve to be in the same state of hyper-organization all year.

Update: Well, the holiday jet-lag has hit me. I got out of the habit of getting reasonable amounts of sleep, I guess. And those idiots downstairs aren’t open yet, so coffee is a rare commodity. Home early tonight.