So yesterday I was quite pissed off at Fido for charging me 599-799$ for an iPhone because I already have a service contract with them. If I was a new customer, the same phone would cost me 99$. I consider that a penalty for loyalty. (Screw the 65 Fido dollars I’ve accrued).

I was slightly disappointed to get out of work late tonight, for I planned on going to my local Fido boutique to (nicely and constructively) complain, but I knew it would be closed by the time I got there.

However, when I arrived past it, I saw that someone had driven their car right into the store (this is the one on Christophe-Colomb and Mont-Royal). The bumper was still in the shop window! Guess someone registered my complaint for me.

Dear Universe, if you really work like this, can I have a full team by February?