. lightspeed university girls - I’m strangely proud of that one.

. swedish swears - Why would that lead here, fy fan i helvete!!!?

. blivit pounds - FYI, a “blivit” is two pounds of shit in a one-pound bag (Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday).

. pee bladder embarrassed desperate - Hope my effusions about reheated spaghetti and dating in Sweden helped you with that, buddy.

. celebrities afraid of going broke - A little too much time on your hands, perhaps?

. lightspeed faith - I’ll say it again: God bless the Internet.

. hitchcock chairs - What the hell does that mean?

. lexus anal scene - Still my undefeated, all-time favorite.