I love things that combine gaming with being a real girl, and Sadia says it best:

I thought “Hey I could get used to this video game thingy…” when suddenly… blank screen. Like BLZZZPT! Nothingness. He had yanked the cord or something. He rolls over onto me with a big grin and says (exasperated but affectionate stroking my hair), “Look, if I don’t get to DO you RIGHT freakin’ NOW, I will die.” Not terribly romantic I know, that was never his strong suit, but hey… we got through several “levels” if ya know what I mean.

I sense a whole new alternative language emerging. Been a while since I’ve killed a boss, if ya know what I mean.