Here’s a shameless plug: I’ve read in many places that perfume laced with pheromones, chemicals excreted by the body that are believed to trigger a sexual response in others, actually works. So, if you want to be irresistible by this Valentine’s Day, you can buy pheromone concentrate to add to perfume here.

Hey, compared to some of the stupid things I’ve seen people try (honking, whistling, acting aloof), this can’t be much worse.

Speaking of which, what’s the stupidest thing you ever seen people do, to try to pick someone up? What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done?