According to Tristan’s statistical analysis of how hard it is to find a girlfriend, there are 18726 suitable women in the world who would like to have a relationship with you (assuming your standards are the same as his). Whoo-wee! You stallion you!

But in order to find one of them, you’d have to go on a blind date every week for the next 67 years. Doh!

(thanks Gamera)