So I was walking around at Valet de Coeur the other day, when I came across the Danger Girl figurines. I thought to myself, these are pretty cool. If I had a daughter, I’d prefer to have her play with them than with Barbie dolls I think. If you’re going to be an unrealistically top heavy chick, might as well be an empowered, kickass top heavy chick. There’s always been something rather unhealthy about Barbie’s endless wholesomeness.

Well, it seems everyone’s favorite blonde hasn’t said her last word.