05.12.03 why do we need separate ones anyway?
As a follow-up to the bathroom signs post…
Apparently, in an effort to solve the problem of bathroom lineups being much longer for women than for men, some women are lobbying for a mandatory two-to-one ratio in the number of women’s rooms and men’s rooms in new constructions.
The talented Dr. Wank writes:
I guess I don’t have a problem with more women’s washrooms than men’s, as long as there are signs over the women’s mirrors that say “Your make-up is fine, get the hell out and let someone else use the space effectively”. You could put another in the stalls that says “hovering wastes time, sit on the damned seat, it’s like an adventure!”.
Hmm, I can see all sorts of signs in washrooms actually, both men’s and women’s. For instance, on the inside of the door “wash your hands, you disgusting freak” and on the inside of the stall doors “mercy flushing: It’s the right thing to do”. The seat itself could have a note “lift the seat if you’re going to pee standing up, you disgusting freak”.
Oh, and just for equality, over the mirrors in the men’s washroom: “Your hair is fine and you’re not getting laid no matter where your part is anyway, you pansy gino, so get the hell out and let someone else use the space…HEY! Wash your hands, you disgusting freak!”
(Hm, if this keeps up I’ll have to send Dr. Wank in my place to Yulblog)