Yep, it’s for real:

Of course, to be complete, it needs sections on:
- Daylight: who needs it?
- A guide to generic no-name sodas: your best fuel for battle
- It counts as losing your virginity even if she’s an NPC: getting in-game nookie
- Kissing the GM’s ass for XP: ten tried-and-true methods
- No I wasn’t flat-footed, check page 38 of the third-edition sourcebook: winning dick-size arguments on who knows the most minute details of rules
- Well maybe you weren’t flat-footed, but my dice are see-through crystal blue: aggression through digressions

What am I forgetting?

(thanks Dr. Wank)

* NPC = Non-Player Character
GM = Game Master
XP = Experience Points