E-mail exchange I had a while back:

Me: So my dad and I were discussing this weekend who should play Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie. I said Carrie-Anne Moss would be good, but he said she doesn’t have enough of a rack. What do you think?

Dr Wank: I think I love your dad.

Jokes aside, I love Wonder Woman, so this is an important question. Rumor has come out that it’s a tossup between Kim Basinger (I know, I know… huh?) and Jessica Biel. I had no idea who this JB chick was, but after looking at a few pictures, I have to say that I provisionally approve, something I never thought I’d do. To me the most important thing in casting for WW is that she should be a real amazon who could kick butt, not some anorexic stick with thin “yoga arms”… Someone powerful-looking like the way she looks in this picture. JB isn’t exactly that, but she’s probably closer than a lot of the actresses being considered.

Go ahead, tell me your opinions on the matter, tell me who could play her.

(illustration by Alex Ross)