I wanted just a little change, just something to do on a Friday night. The box said “Chocolate Mousse”: dark brown with lighter, chocolate highlights. Nothing like those horrendous streaks you see everywhere. You know, even tones.

Well, it’s a change all right. I’m a frikkin redhead. And the color is even all right. As in Dana-Scully-red all over.

I’ve never seen an orange chocolate mousse before, not until today.