She-mail from the irreplaceable Martine:

I bet you [the following is how] you’ll end up being in a long term relationship … You won’t get butterflies, you’ll just hang out for a while, you’ll fuck, you’ll fuck again, you’ll spend a couple of Saturday nights at home playing Pride and Prejudice (the videogame version) and the first thing I’ll learn is that you are pregnant and ecstatic.

Well that kinda sucks… But hey, at least there will be a Pride and Prejudice videogame!