…I have the following conversation with lightspeedmom:

LSC: So how come you’re not bugging me for a wish list this year?
LSM: No need…
LSC: Really?
LSM: Yeah, I know what you need!
LSC: I don’t want a microwave oven*, Mom.
LSM: Damn!

(*or new vacuum cleaner, or new toaster, or dirt devil, or…)