My ex and I have this thing we have whereby we get together whenever a new Coen brothers movie comes out. It gives us an excuse to catch up at least every year and a half or so.

Anyway, Matt’s a vet, and one of the biggest kicks I get out of our meetings is an update of all the crazy cases he’s gotten since the last one. Anything from dogs on cocaine to a horse spraying diarrhea like a fire extinguisher.

Anyway, the Coens have a new movie out, and I’ve gotten my latest gem from the annals of veterinary medicine: a study of gay necrophiliac ducks. Actual quote: “an other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes”. As they say on Fark, still no cure for cancer.