So I’ve started seriously surfing the job boards, and of course it’s made me think about what I’d really like to be doing. I mean, why limit myself to look only for jobs that have the same title as the one I have now? “Trainer” would be a relatively easy job for me to land, but what else would I like to do? In what new and exciting ways could I spin my (already kinda weird) CV?

Then last night I had a dream, that we finally did sign a new client. The Montreal Canadiens. Our job was to make them play better. And because my boss’ boss promised (in real life) to find something more stimulating for me to do, he gave me the position of assistant coach. Of the Montreal Canadiens.

They handed me a rhinestone-covered box containing season’s tickets. And Saku recognized me from that time I met him in Finland.

Assistant coach of the Montreal Canadiens. I must admit I didn’t see that one on Jobboom.