Today’s the day I have to tell the Dark Side of the Force (marketing) that I don’t want to join them. I’m not looking forward to having to justify myself - for them, “I like my job” sounds whimsical, capricious.

So what? “You’re happy”… you’ll never make any real money!

They warned they’d have “trouble taking no for an answer”.

You’ve disappointed me for the last time, Admiral Viet. (*gasping sounds followed by a thud*)

(sigh) Why can’t I just have a light saber duel and be done with it?